iPin iPhone Laser Pointer Brightly Gets Your Point Across

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Whether you need to make the direction of your business presentation clear to the people at the big meeting, or you just want to annoy your cat, the iPin iPhone Laser Pointer will provide the means. Just plug this tiny device into …continue reading

Last Chance Batteries and Drones A-Go-Go

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Need batteries? We all do! Now’s your last chance to scoop up 100 AA and 50 AAA Duracell batteries for 62% off their regular price. Or, if you’d rather have something that comes with its own rechargeable battery and takes pictures from …continue reading

Fujifilm Instax Instant Film Printer Works from Any Device or Cellphone

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Ever wished you could print the pictures that you take on your smartphone’s camera? Well, you can officially stop wishing: the Fujifilm Instax Instant Film Printer becomes its own Wi-Fi hotspot and can handle either Android or iOS devices and cellphones. This …continue reading

Charge Any Six Devices at Once with the MV-UNI-6 Charging Station

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This is a sponsored post, but all opinions expressed are 100% mine.

I’m an organization freak, but not to the point of not being able to go to bed if something is out of place somewhere in the house. I do prefer order over chaos, …continue reading

The FreeKey System Makes Key Wrangling Freakishly Easy

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Behold the power of a simple advancement. The FreeKey System by Exotac did not need to re-invent the wheel to completely revolutionize the way I carry my keys. It did not even have to go so far as to change the shape …continue reading

Steelie Cell Phone Car Mount Kit is Magnetically Strong

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The Steelie Cell Phone Car Mount Kit from Nite Ize includes a superior, strong magnet that mounts to any metal surface and adheres semi-permanently. The complete kit includes alcohol preps, 3M primer, plus complete instructions to make mounting this wonder of the …continue reading

The Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver Makes Screwing Easy

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The Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver is designed to make screwing easy, no matter where — or when — you are in the universe. It doesn’t matter if you’re right-handed or a southpaw; the sonic screwdriver will serve your needs and exhibit realistic …continue reading

Cogito Clockwork Orange Smart Bluetooth Watch

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While mentioning my invisible watch (the one I look toward whenever I wish my current situation were over — you may call it a wrist), I was reminded of my visible watch, the Cogito Clockwork Orange Smart Bluetooth Watch. I’ll let you …continue reading

Dark Energy Reservoir Dual USB External Battery Pack

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Today, I unboxed this very light, very cleanly designed Dark Energy Reservoir Dual USB External Battery Pack. While I haven’t yet had the chance to put it to the test, the manufacturer says that you should be able to get four to …continue reading

Batman Money Clip Holds Sad Secrets Tightly

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You may think it strange that this Batman Money Clip is holding a fat stack of Canadian cash, but our Dark Knight is a huge (though secret, as he’s known to be) Kids in the Hall fan. He took a weekend away …continue reading

Bug-A-Salt Gun Kills Bugs and Keeps Forces of Darkness Away

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Here at LockerGnome, we love puns so much that it probably betrays a certain level of mental imbalance among the ranks. We don’t care. The Bug-A-Salt Gun is doubly functional word play for not only being an “assault” weapon to use against …continue reading

Willy Wonka Golden Ticket iPhone 5c Case Protects Beyond Pure Imagination

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If you’ve ever wanted to tour the mysterious candy factory that’s run by that eccentric — some would say mad — confectioner Willy Wonka, all you need to do is uncover one of the golden tickets that’s been hidden away inside the packaging of a …continue reading

Samsung Galaxy S5 Comes to Staples

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Yes, this is a sponsored post for Staples, but — as always — all opinions are 100% mine.

Curiosity killed the cat. But you’re not a cat, are you? You’re a human being! Or, if you’re reading this, I suppose you could …continue reading

Spider-Man Cell Phone Case is Protection Against Radioactive Spiders

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This flexible, sturdy, and darned adorable Spider-Man Cell Phone Case could very well be instrumental in preserving your future humanity. We all know what is responsible for turning Peter Parker into Spider-Man, correct? A pesky, radioactive spider altered the course of the poor …continue reading

Star Wars Journeys: The Phantom Menace for iOS

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The first Star Wars Journeys interactive app is now available exclusively for iOS. Since it’s called Star Wars Journeys: The Phantom Menace, you can bet that Disney will be releasing future apps to correspond to the series chronologically up until Episode VII premieres.

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Minecraft Creeper iPhone 5 Case Covers with… Love?

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You love your smartphone, don’t you? It’s okay to say it. You’re not alone. We all love our smartphones — whether we prefer an Android device or an iPhone or even a Windows Phone. The only people who should keep quiet about their …continue reading

MacBook Snow White Decal Relives a Landmark Disney Moment

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Hey, lady! Stop! Don’t eat that apple! It’s…

Poisoned.

Now you can relive the awkward moment when Walt Disney’s Snow White took that fateful, gullible bite of the poisoned apple by slapping this MacBook Snow White Decal on your trusty computing sidekick. …continue reading

Surface 64 GB with Black Touch Cover – 28% Off

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Directly from Microsoft, you can get the Surface 64 GB with black touch cover for 28% off right now! Translation: It was $499, and now it’s $359 — you save $140!

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See? We’re …continue reading

Minecraft Creeper Wallet is Leatherface for a New Generation

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When I was a kid, there was no movie villain more terrifying than Leatherface from 1974′s The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. But times change and new generations have their own version of the boogeyman (or, as Elaine Benes might say, “boogidyman”). One such …continue reading

Belkin WeMo Switch Makes Me Superpowered by Smartphone

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Will having control over your home’s electronics from anywhere in the world with only your smartphone in hand be a superpower that a mortal human can handle? I aimed to find out, and my findings were good! As seen in Pirillo Picks 13:

Get …continue reading

Why Sell Your Old Phone?

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This post is sponsored by eBay, but all opinions are completely mine — so take heed, bub!

Why trade in your old phone to your carrier for a tiny fraction off the price of your new phone when you can sell it for actual cash? …continue reading

Does the Space Goat iPhone 5c Case Go Coast to Coast?

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Just because this Space Goat iPhone 5c Case is made from aircraft grade HD aluminum (or aluminium, if you prefer), please don’t go chucking your phone out the window on your next skydiving trip. Goats can’t fly, silly human — not even …continue reading

Acer C720: Spartacus in the Arena of Portable Computing

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After having put my Acer C720 Chromebook through a couple of months of regular and vigorous use, I am happy to report that this little device is what most of you should be looking at if you want a new laptop. A …continue reading

Eco-Friendly Canvas Messenger Bag: Stylish Backpack Alternative

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You could be a graduate student on your way to a physics lecture, or a CEO on your way to doing important, officey, CEO-type things, but it’s hard to properly swagger down the street of your fair city strapped to a loaded backpack without feeling …continue reading

Jump from Paper Shoulder Bag is 2D Cool for a 3D World

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Have you ever wished your life was a cartoon? Do you have a chibi version of yourself as your Facebook or Twitter profile picture? These are two huge flashing neon signs that you need a Jump from Paper Shoulder Bag in your …continue reading

LG Pocket Photo: Like a Photobooth in Your Pocket

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I must admit failure when it comes to divining the origin of the phrase: “A picture is a memory you can hold in your hand.” I am not willing to fraudulently take credit for it, but I will take credit for passing along this awesome …continue reading

Hot Water Bottle: Five Reasons to Keep Warm and Carry On

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Yes, a hot water bottle looks silly and if people saw you using it in public they might look at you a bit funny. The same goes for Google Glass or people who actually try using a Galaxy Note 3 as a phone. Part of …continue reading

Secrid Credit Card Holder Protects Against RFID Theft

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The Secrid Credit Card Holder is very slim (eight millimeters), capable of holding up to six credit cards, and goes the extra mile by protecting your RFID (radio-frequency identification) encoded credit cards and preventing hackers from stealing your privacy and credit card …continue reading

Is the Phantom Keystroker Menacing Your Computer?

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Is the Phantom Keystroker menacing your neighborhood’s Internet cafes, office buildings, libraries, and other places where a computer’s USB drive is left bare for all the world to see? If not, why not? To answer that question, I suppose we need to …continue reading

Logitech C930e Webcam: What’s the Big Deal?

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Oh, look! It’s a Logitech C930e Webcam! Isn’t that special?

I can tell you’re not impressed. You don’t see how this webcam is any better than the webcam you already have. They’re all pretty much the same, right? You smile into one …continue reading