Thomas Crapper Day Celebrates More Than Toilet Humor

Urine the majority when you think that Thomas Crapper Day exploits the legacy of an innovative sanitation field mastermind for the cheap and easy laughs of toilet humor, but let’s get a handle on the situation.

I hate to dump this on you, but contrary …continue reading

Cat Toilet Training Kit Gets Your Kitty on the Pot

Got cat? Then you have messy litter and plenty of stink to go around your abode. The Cat Toilet Training Kit gets your kitty out of the litter box and onto the pot where you can flush the mess away. No fuss. …continue reading

Toilet Sarlacc Keeps Bounty Hunters At Bay

Your momma’s bathroom’s so dirty that it looks like the Pit of Carkoon.

Oh. And you’ve actually got a Sarlacc in your toilet! Impressive. Most impressive. I know this kind of started out as an insult, but your household just became the coolest …continue reading

Hair Catcher Keeps Drains Clear of Hair, Fuzz, Furballs

About seven years ago, my wife and I purchased a home that had been previously occupied. After moving in, I noticed that the master bath was draining slowly. Removing the gobs of wadded hair that had been lovingly left behind by the last tenants (presumably …continue reading

Harry Potter Toilet Seat Decal Puts Potter on the Potty

Whether or not you use the throne of your home’s “reading room” to catch up on J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter series, wouldn’t it be quite the statement to adorn the lid of said throne with a Harry Potter Toilet Seat Decal? The …continue reading

Toilet Paper Money Roll is Not a New Kind of Sushi

Toilet paper money, you say? What is the meaning of this?

Well, stockpiling bundles of paper money to burn while impoverished street urchins looked on sadly may have impressed wax-mustachioed 19th century robber barons, but the truly elite, 21st century one-percenters prove …continue reading