Five Kitchen Gadgets That Every Geek Should Own

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The geek community isn’t exactly widely known for spending much time in the kitchen. In fact, the stereotypical geek only goes to the kitchen to grab a Mountain Dew and some Cheetos before retreating back into their cave to continue their marathon …continue reading

Biff Tannen’s Pleasure Paradise Casino Pint Glass

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Ever been to Biff Tannen’s Pleasure Paradise Casino & Hotel? I hope not, because it’s an indication that something’s gone really, really wrong with the timeline. But if you go Back to the Future and find yourself there, maybe you could pick us up a …continue reading

Play and Freeze Ice Cream Maker Ball Makes You Work for Treats

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Sure, we all say we’re going to work out to make up for enjoying a few scoops of ice cream, but good intentions often disappear once our bellies are full. The magic behind the Play and Freeze Ice Cream Maker Ball by …continue reading

Potato Chips Against Humanity with the Pirillos

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Does playing Cards Against Humanity with my parents remind anyone else of the Porno Password segment from The Cable Guy?

For the curious, here are the ‘tater chips we tried:

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Zombie Wine Holder Preserves Corpse… Er… Cork Integrity

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The Zombie Wine Holder keeps your wine bottle elevated and its cork as damp as a delicious, living brain! Drink your way through a bottle of fine vino and imagine how it’ll pair with the flesh of your non-zombie neighbors. Enjoy!

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Star Wars R2-D2 Egg Cup is the Breakfast You’re Looking For

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If you’ve got R2-D2 on your side, you can do just about anything — and that includes enjoying the most important meal of the day with the panache of a Padawan and the smugness of a smuggler. Not sure how to proceed with your quest …continue reading

Disappearing TARDIS Mug Also Makes Thirst Vanish

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When the Time Lord known only as The Doctor gets thirsty, all he has to do is get in his time capsule — the TARDIS (short for Time And Relative Dimension In Space) — and pop on down to the shop for his favorite refreshment. …continue reading

Doctor Who TARDIS Teapot Makes Tea Time Any Time

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Oh, no! Did you miss tea time? Don’t worry about it. One of the nicest thing about having access to all of time and space with the Doctor Who TARDIS Teapot is that you can make any time tea time! Cannot guarantee …continue reading

Have a Nice Day Mug Flips for Secret Message

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On the front of this Have a Nice Day Mug is a welcoming, heartwarming greeting. But this is where the niceties abruptly come to an end. As you lift up the cup to take a swallow, the image on the bottom of …continue reading

Perfect Drink App-Controlled Smart Bartender Makes Any Hour Happy

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Want to learn how to make the best drinks at the bar? Sure, you could plunk down a bunch of cash on bartending school, or you could get the Perfect Drink App-Controlled Smart Bartender. This system combines a smart scale with an …continue reading

Blast off to Alertness with the Rocket Fuel Coffee Drip

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We can put a man on the moon, but we still can’t overcome the temptation of the snooze alarm some mornings, right? It’s hard to reach for the stars when the gravity of recent slumber still pulls at your sleepy eyelids and beckons you back …continue reading

Hockey Puck Bottle Opener Made from a Real Puck

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People who live in the Great White North know how to get the important things done, eh? Take, for example, marrying the problem of what to do with a landfill-overflowing surplus of hockey pucks with the solution to opening a country-sized refrigerator of cold (maybe …continue reading

Margarita and Slush Machine Makes Summertime Fun

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This Margarita and Slush Machine by Nostalgia Electrics puts the punctuation on summertime fun — for adults and children. The refreshing taste of an icy, chilled margarita makes the heat (and the kids!) tolerable for adults, and to kids, a slushy flavored …continue reading

Start Your Day Right with the Breakfast Sandwich Maker

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Why settle for a fast food joint’s breakfast McSandwich when you can put your own fresh ingredients in this Breakfast Sandwich Maker, create your own culinary masterpiece, and start your day right?

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The Simpsons Duff Beer Pint Glass Toasts to Causes and Solutions

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Proudly hoist high The Simpsons Duff Beer Pint Glass and toast: “To alcohol! The cause of… and solution to… all of life’s problems!”

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Peanut Butter & Jelly Soda Time!

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It’s Peanut Butter & Jelly Soda time! Or maybe not. Depends on how brave you are…

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Japanese Maccha Green Tea Flavor Kit Kat is Today’s Tastemaker

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The Boston Tea Party is so 1773. Why not get hip to a tastemaker from today and try the Japanese Maccha Green Tea Flavor Kit Kat? It’s not as good as the Kit Kat you grew up with, though; it’s better!

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Cutting Board Tablet Stand Brings Tech to the Kitchen

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Are you still using old-fashioned cookbooks to concoct your kitchen creations? Why not upgrade your meal planning to the 21st century and use this Cutting Board Tablet Stand, instead? It’ll turn your iPad, Kindle, Nook, or any other tablet into a friendly …continue reading

This is the World’s Okayest Father’s Day Coffee Mug

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I’m okay; you’re okay; Dad is okay. We may not be so sure about Mom, but her day has passed for the year, anyhow. It is time to show our dads some love. A nice Father’s Day coffee mug ranks right up there with ties …continue reading

Even sans Pluto, Planet Plates Are out of This World

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Who needs an awkward amount of planets wobbling around their star system? In the parlance of ’70s television, eight is enough. Sorry, Pluto. You had a good run, but we had to consider the dinner guests when we were making this set of melamine …continue reading

Do You Think I Should Get an Askhole Mug?

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Is there someone in your life who always asks for your advice, and then turns around and does the exact opposite? We call this type of person an askhole. And everybody knows at least one! Sure, you could get mad, or you could make your …continue reading

Blossom Morph Mug Blooms Before Your Very Eyes

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Ecclesiastes, Pete Seeger, and The Byrds have been telling us this for years: “to every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven,” and this holds true for all things — even in how we partake of our favorite …continue reading

I Shoot People Mug Keeps Coffee Drinking Buddies Prepared

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Your coffee drinking buddies may be a rowdy crowd. Maybe they tease you when you’ve turned your back to get a scone. Perhaps they loosen the sugar shaker before you get to the table so that your coffee is sweetened to an unacceptable level. If …continue reading

Superhero Caped Shot Glasses – Set of Three (Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman)

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If you’re going to do shots, why settle for the commonplace shot glasses that regular, non-superpowered people use? Add pizazz to the occasion with this set of three Superhero Caped Shot Glasses, featuring Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman — all of whom …continue reading

1966 TV Batman Logo Bottle Opener

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Know the most important tool in the Adam West Batman utility belt at the end of a long day of crimefighting? Why, it’s the 1966 TV Batman Logo Bottle Opener, of course! It could help when the Ben Affleck Batman gets pitted …continue reading

Been Online Too Long? Get a Life – or at Least a Mug

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Have you been online for so long that you’ve lost touch with reality? Take a step back from your computer and get a life, already! Or, at the very least, get yourself a mug of coffee, tea, or your favorite warm, comforting beverage and give …continue reading

How to Make a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

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During Towel Week, we plan to pay our respects to Douglas Adams as much as humanly possible. Unfortunately, being human in the early part of the 21st century, we’re tethered pretty firmly to the Solar system. As such, we find it a little …continue reading

Neon Green on Black Periodic Table Mug

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What do you do with a sick barista who happens to be majoring in chemistry? Well, if you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, then you might as well barium. Or you could just be the one who makes the coffee this time and give …continue reading

Luke Skywalker Lightsaber Chopsticks Help Resist Dark Side of The Fork

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It’s no wonder that Luke Skywalker resisted being seduced by the Dark Side of The Fork — he had these swanky Luke Skywalker Lightsaber Chopsticks! They actually light up at the press of a button, thus qualifying them for Glow Week. Will …continue reading

Fried Dill Pickle Tater Chips from a Cable Guy?

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Larry the Cable Guy has a pretty diverse resume that goes above and beyond his ability to get you tuned in to your provider’s more… exotic channels on the sly. But who would have thunk peddling potato chips would be one of his latent talents? …continue reading