Emergency Phones and Portable Scanners

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Doxie Go: Flawlessly scan documents anywhere and go paperless with this portable and rechargeable scanner!

SpareOne Plus Emergency Phone: The 911 safety net for whenever you need it!

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This Turkey Jerky Train is Followed By a Stout Caboose

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In this CPU, I get in the Thanksgiving spirit by gobbling down some Krave Lemon Garlic Turkey Jerky, and then I wash it all down with a healthy dose of Caboose Oatmeal Stout by the fine craftsmen and women …continue reading

Darth Vader Cookie Jar Finds Your Lack of Sweet Tooth Disturbing

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“If the oatmeal raisin could be turned into chocolate chip, it would be a powerful ally.”

What’s 12 inches high, made of ceramic, hand-painted, and has a capacity for not only great evil, but also dozens of your grandmother’s (or Grand Moff’s) deliciously decadent cookies? …continue reading

Panasonic HX-A500 from a Pirillo Eye View

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When I first got wind about the Panasonic HX-A500, I was really excited — mainly because I misheard it as coming with “four cake” capabilities.

Once the misunderstanding was cleared up and it was explained that the Panasonic HX-A500 …continue reading

Black Friday Wearable Tech Deals

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Yes, this is a sponsored post for Staples, but — as always — all opinions are 100% mine.

Is it really almost Black Friday again? It seems like just yesterday that I took down all my traditional Black Friday decorations: the waxed …continue reading

Lexar 128 GB microSDXC: Flash Memory Worth Remembering

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When it comes to the electronic media that stores data, there’s one thing that’s always been true: you’ll never have enough room — because what seems adequate by today’s standards will seem ludicrously lacking by tomorrow. Remember when you’d have to spend the day installing …continue reading

KICKing It Lightly with a Feather Mouse

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KICK Personal Lighting Studio: A smartphone-controlled lighting studio for all your photo and video needs (includes free shipping)!

Feather Mouse – A Swift and Comfortable Browsing Experience: Quick, easy, ergonomic scrolling for improved comfort (includes free shipping)!

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Green Flash Drives and LithiumCard Chargers

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Gigs 2 Go Tear and Share 8 GB Flash Drives: Share data on the go with the completely green flash pack!

LithiumCard AIR Wallet-Sized HyperCharging Power Bank for iOS: Great design meets unbeatable charging speed and portability (includes free …continue reading

Why the Internet of Everything is Awesome

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This post is brought to you by InnovateThink and Cisco. Opinions, words, and weirdness are all mine.

When you give it some thought, an Internet of Anything is kind of a miracle, really. When I was a kid, …continue reading

Horsing Around with Living Language Dothraki

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Planning a trip to the deserts of Essos? Then you’ll be happy to know that there’s a Living Language guide to teach you Dothraki! If you ever took a second language course in high school or college, you know that it’s easy …continue reading

These Are the Star Wars Luggage Tags You’re Looking For

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Making it from Point A to Point B in one piece is already a difficult thing to assure when you’re traversing hyperspace — even in the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy. Why should you worry about your baggage making the trip, too? That’s …continue reading

Tech Trends for Holiday 2014: Streaming

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Yes, this is a sponsored post for Staples, but — as always — all opinions are 100% mine.

Sure, I used to love browsing the aisles of video stores for movies that I wanted to see back in the day. Know what …continue reading

Doctor Who TARDIS Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt

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During the upcoming holidays, you’ll probably get invited to at least one of the omnipresent “ugly sweater” parties that your friends or coworkers will inevitably be throwing. And, sure, you could do what everybody else does and go peruse the thrift stores and garage sales …continue reading

Extreme Camera Copters and Wallets That Can’t Get Lost

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Extreme Micro Drone 2.0 with Aerial Camera: The remote controlled hyperspeed stunt flier (includes free global shipping).

The A3 Wallet: A lightweight, RFID-protective home for your benjamins (includes free shipping).

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Smart Routers and Cyber Security Development

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The Cyber Security Developer Bundle: Steer clear of online miscreants with 60 hours of hacking and secure development training.

Smart Travel Router and Charger: Charge your devices and improve your Internet connection worry-free in over 150 countries.

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Savoring Sound in 21st Century Style

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Yes, this is a sponsored post for Staples, but — as always — all opinions are 100% mine.

Remember the good old days, when you’d return home with a fresh Annette Hanshaw 78 to plunk down on the wind-up Victrola? You’d have …continue reading

Disappearing Dinosaur Mug Beautifully Reenacts Mass Extinction

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Ever feel puny, human? Once, gigantic, cold-blooded behemoths thundered across this planet’s supercontinent, masters of their own domain. And then tragedy struck. Seemingly overnight, these majestic giants were wiped from existence, never to be seen again — until now! With the addition of your favorite …continue reading

Blood Bath Shower Gel Makes Dirty Vampires Sparkle

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Like most vampires, we love the ritual of hygiene and all that it entails. A sanguine shower is stupendous, but if you can find the time for it, a blood bath is blissful. That’s why this Blood Bath Shower Gel is such …continue reading

LEGO 3MP Digital Camera for the Junior Nerd in All of Us

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Sure, anybody can take photos with their smartphones these days (and anybody does). But it takes a truly fearless LEGO geek to venture onto the streets with an eye-blindingly colorful LEGO 3MP Digital Camera!

This thing has 3MP resolution (as you may …continue reading

SpreadTHAT! Heated Butter Knife Will Melt Your Heart

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Having your soft bread (also known as raw toast) ripped to shreds by fridge-chilled butter might be the epitome of first world problems, but it’s still a bummer when you just want to enjoy a quick and easy snack. That’s what makes the …continue reading

NYOP Game Design Bundle and Premier UI / UX Design Bundle

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YOP Game Design Bundle: Kick start your game creation career with 115+ hours of pro game design/development training!

The Premier UI / UX Design Bundle: Thousands of professional-quality assets to fill your design arsenal!

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Two Years Of TigerVPN and the Mobile Cloth Z5 Pack

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Two Years Of TigerVPN –A Massive VPN With Bullet Proof Encryption: Dodge the NSA and reclaim your online freedom with this expansive and supremely secure virtual private network!

The Mobile Cloth Z5 Pack: Wipe Away Touchscreen Fingerprints and Germs: …continue reading

Ghostbusters Logo Stickers Make Me Feel Good

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If there’s something strange in your neighborhood, it’s long been established that you pick up the phone and call the Ghostbusters. During the Halloween season, however, those guys can get pretty busy, so sometimes you’ve got to take matters into your own hands. If you …continue reading

Rainy Days Are Marvelous with a Marvel Comics Umbrella

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Some people think that rainy days are a drag, but I would remind them that it’s all a matter of perspective. When you’ve got the X-Men, Spider-Man, the Incredible Hulk, and other superheroes right over your head, protecting you from the dampness, you’re more apt …continue reading

Zombie Survival Bookends Keep Living Literature Safe

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When you’re fighting off the undead hordes during the zombie apocalypse, do you prefer to hack or cleave your way to safety? This set of Zombie Survival Bookends lets you make that choice in defense of your favorite literature! The faux zombie …continue reading

Five Low-Tech Gifts for Geeks

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As the biggest gift-giving holiday of the year quickly approaches, many of us are still left with the question of what to get the geek (or geeks) left on the shopping list. Sure, you might know exactly what they want, but how do you summon …continue reading

Every Friendly Neighborhood Needs a Spider-Man Buddies Backpack

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Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man always works hard to ensure that your neighborhood stays friendly; what better way to help his efforts than to carry a Spider-Man Buddies Backpack around with you on patrol your way to school or work? Sure, it may …continue reading

An Active Wrap Beats Speakers Raw

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Active Wrap Headphones: No Wires. No Noise. Just Music (51% Off): The wireless, noise-canceling Bluetooth headset for your busy life (includes free shipping)!

RAW Beats Speaker – Powerful Sound Meets Rugged Durability (50% Off): The waterproof, dust-proof, shockproof and …continue reading

Swiftly Casing a Bundle of Crystals

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Crystal Clear iPhone 6 Case Bundle (75% Off): Hard-shell ultra slim case + front screen protector for iPhone 6 (free shipping included)!

Learn Swift – Apple’s New iOS Programming Language (80% Off): Stay on the cutting edge with 95 …continue reading

Infected Zombie Mug Turns You from Walking Dead to Waking

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Are you a zombie before you’ve had your morning coffee? Don’t be the walking dead when you can be the waking dead with this Infected Zombie Mug. It turns your mug into that of a lumbering, leering denizen of the undead whenever …continue reading