Would You Pay $300 To Call 9-1-1 For A Medical Emergency?

Posted by on Feb 18, 2010 | 4 Comments

Most of us have read about the financial problems that California is facing, but one small town is taking their financial problems over board. The people in Tracy, California will have several options if and when they need to call 9-1-1 for a medical emergency. They can sign up for a yearly fee of $48 for calling 9-1-1 for a medical emergency or pay up to $300 per call each time they call for a medical emergency. It gets better if you are a non-resident and just traveling through Tracy, since you will be charged $400 for the honor of calling for help.

When I read this I recalled a skit by Bob Newhart in which he played the part of a fire dispatcher. The caller reports a fire at his house and is questioned if he has fire insurance from the fire department. While the house burns, Newhart explains to the resident several options and pricing for the insurance. The skit ends after the house has burned to the ground and Newhart asks the caller if they would still like to buy insurance for the next house fire.

At the time the skit was funny, but no one in their right mind would have taken it seriously. But the people in Tracy, California seem to be facing a similar situation. One can only imagine how the city council of  Tracy could of come up with such an outlandish idea. Will they start charging for 9-1-1 fire or police calls as well?

Do you agree that this is just a dumb idea?

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  • leftystrat

    This is exactly like medical `insurance’, where you pay a monthly fee for the privilege of paying a per-visit fee.

    We’re headed for a crash.

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  • Ryan Farmer

    Dispatcher: “911, what is your emergency?”

    Caller: (frantically) “There’s some guy trying to beat down my door, he’s got an axe!!!”

    Dispatcher: “OK ma’am, stay calm, help will be on the way….just as soon as I have the 16 digits, expiration date, and CV2 validation number off your Visa”.

    Caller: “What do you MEAN, do you not speak English! I’m about to be killed!!!”

    *In the background, the axe murderer finishes chopping down the front door*

    Dispatcher: “There’s no need to be rude ma’am, just give me your payment information and we can get the police out there as soon as possible. Now can I have your Visa card information please?”

    *Axe murderer is breaking things downstairs, more focused on looting at the moment”

    Caller: “I only have a Sears card, just send the ****ing cops!!!!”

    *Axe murderer hears the caller and starts making his way upstairs*

    Dispatcher: “We do take money orders, but you’ll have to run them by the police station.”

    *Axe murderer breaks down the door and kills the caller*

    *AHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!*

    Dispatcher: “Well if you can’t even calm down enough to pay us, you obviously don’t need help that bad!” *click*

    • http://wp3.lockergnome.com/nexus/blade/ Ron Schenone

      Ryan,
      Sad but true!