The Xbox 360 - You Are Having A Great Experience!

[...] The Xbox 360 – You Are Having A Great Experience! ~ The Blade by … Aug.25, 2009 in XBOX You may recall that the folks over at Game Informer had surveyed some 5000 Xbox 360 users, and they stated that 54.2% of respondents said their systems failed. But what is really strange is that Microsoft didn’t even try to refute the … See the original post here:  The Xbox 360 – You Are Having A Great Experience! ~ The Blade by … [...]

[...] The Xbox 360 – You Are Having A Great Experience! ~ The Blade by … Aug.25, 2009 in XBOX You may recall that the folks over at Game Informer had surveyed some 5000 Xbox 360 users, and they stated that 54.2% of respondents said their systems failed. But what is really strange is that Microsoft didn’t even try to refute the … Read the rest here:  The Xbox 360 – You Are Having A Great Experience! ~ The Blade by … [...]

It’s too late for Microsoft to totally redesign the Xbox 360 as a superior entertainment console.

We were beaten into submission by angry customers into extending the warranties to cover the massive failure rate after we tried everything else for over a year before that point, including blaming the customers for the overheating.

We still won’t acknowledge the disc scratching issues, and will blame you for moving the console while it’s on or has a disc in the drive instead. Replacements of the games our console eats are readily available at the low low price of $60.

If you continue complaining, we may offer you one of three crappy launch titles such as Perfect Dark Zero or Kameo: Elements of Power to replace your copy of Gears of War that the unit ate.

We are constantly behind the PS3’s design. Instead we focus on manufacturing as many of the consoles as possible, ignoring potential sources of any problems.

Xbox 360 is pleased to continue abusing customers while research we paid for has determined that we hold the title of ‘most played console’. Microsoft loves trying to cover up bad products like Vista and XBOX 360 while it borrows money to cover its expenditures for Windows 7 advertising in a business plan that is all too reminiscient of Enron.

The vast majority of Xbox 360 customers have enjoyed a terrific number of red rings of death since their first day, and continue to, day in and day out.

If you experience problems, please call 1-800-4-my-xbox, and after an hour on hold listening to the Halo 3 theme music, the barely-English-speaking customer care agents will walk you through the process of unplugging the unit and plugging it back in.

We would also like to take this opportunity to announce the next XBOX console, now with mandatory Internet Explorer.

As always, thank you for integrating yourself into Microsoft products.
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HI THERE YOUR RIGHT THE ONLY REASON FOR ME WITH XBOX IS I AM A HALO FAN IF I COULD GET HALO ON ANOTHER CONSOLE MEANS I AM STUCK WITH MY XBOX 360 BUT WILL UPGRADE 2010 XBOX 360 WITH A SSD A SSD XBOX WILL BE SILET COOL EFFIECNT AND HAVE FASTER GAME PLAY CALLED SOLID STATE FLASH DRIVE AND MORE RELIABLE WITH OUT THE SPIINNING PLATERS SPINNING PLATER HARD DRIVES ARE TOO SLOW STALLS OUT ON XBOX WHEN GAMMING SOO SONY NEEDS A SSD PS3 OR PS4 NOT A PRICE CUT

[...] had surveyed some 5,000 Xbox 360 users, and they stated that 54.2% of respondents said their systems failed. But what is really strange is that Microsoft didn’t even try to refute the [...]

HI THERE YOU ARE WRONG MICROSOFT IS NOT DOING A PRICE DROP BUT A NEW CONSOLE IN 2010 WITH A 6 CORE CPU NOT 3 CORE 1 GB OF DDR 5 RAM NOT 512 MB OF DDR3 AND A WHOPPING 32 GB SOLID STATE FLASH DRIVE NOT HARD DRIVE BASED FOR FASTER GAMING AND WILL STAY UNDER $300 FOR A SSD CONSELE NOT HARD DRIVE WHAT A BARGAING THAT MEANS YOU CAN FINISH HALO IN ABOUT 30 TOO 120 MINUTES FLAT LOAD TIMES BE ALMOST NOTHING AND THE LOADING LEVEL PER GAME PROBALY NEVER BEE SEEN UNLIKE THE HARD DRIVE VERSION

HI THERE WITH XBOX 360 SEGA RINGEDGE AND WII 2 CAN BRING SELLS OF SSD SOLID STATE FLASH DRIVE SELLS OVER 5 MILLION FLASH DRIVES A BIG DENT INTO HARD DRIVE SELLS