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A Florida man is claiming that thousands of downloaded kiddie porn flicks on his computer, were the result of his cat. He claims that he leaves the computer on and the cat walks across the keyboard and the pictures magically appeared on his computer. But this is an easy one to decide who is the real culprit.
Here is a picture of the cat:
Here is the suspect:
If I was the cat I would sue the suspect for libel. LOL
Comments welcome.
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Wow! I am shocked, how dumb people can be! Does he expect anyone to believe that?
that’s GREAT – THANKS!
P.S. Dear, it was the dog who downloaded all that kitty porn.
I believe him *sarcasm*
Funniest crap ever!
it’s one thing to be accused of downloading kiddie porn, but it’s another thing to blame it on the cat. i can’t believe this man had the nerve to do such a thing like this and say the cat was responsible
1. “Libel”.
2. The “kitty porn” defense would make sense if there were, say, a single image or video. Thousands? Let him rot.
I think you mean Libel?
Thanks for the correction. Spell checker didn’t pick it up and that’s my story and I’m not changing my mind. LOL
Scary Movie 3: “Run!!! My pussy is out of control!!!!”
Had to…
No ron, it was your cat right? He walked across the keyboard and broke your paragraph. I saw it!
Thanks for the humor guys.
It was my cat!
He went across state lines and committed inter-state trafficking of child porn.
Teh FBIz iz coming! Do not want!
Perhaps the cat is actually a human who was turned into a cat because of the horrible deeds he committed. Of course, in this scenario, it makes sense that the cat downloaded the porn. No need to immediately accuse and profile the poor, perverted-looking, single, old, white guy. Plus, we only got to see his mugshot. I’m sure he looked more respectable in his high school yearbook photo.