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Man Says Cat Downloaded Kiddie Porn
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A Florida man is claiming that thousands of downloaded kiddie porn flicks on his computer, were the result of his cat. He claims that he leaves the computer on and the cat walks across the keyboard and the pictures magically appeared on his computer. But this is an easy one to decide who is the real culprit.
Here is a picture of the cat:
Here is the suspect:
If I was the cat I would sue the suspect for libel. LOL
Comments welcome.
13 Comments
Johannes Siig
August 7th, 2009
at 3:42pm
Wow! I am shocked, how dumb people can be! Does he expect anyone to believe that?
leftystrat
August 7th, 2009
at 5:20pm
that’s GREAT - THANKS!
P.S. Dear, it was the dog who downloaded all that kitty porn.
Xavier Gregorio
August 7th, 2009
at 5:21pm
I believe him *sarcasm*
Lamarr Wilson
August 7th, 2009
at 5:29pm
Funniest crap ever!
Mark Hilton
August 7th, 2009
at 5:44pm
it’s one thing to be accused of downloading kiddie porn, but it’s another thing to blame it on the cat. i can’t believe this man had the nerve to do such a thing like this and say the cat was responsible
Benjamin Geiger
August 7th, 2009
at 6:15pm
1. “Libel”.
2. The “kitty porn” defense would make sense if there were, say, a single image or video. Thousands? Let him rot.
Justin
August 7th, 2009
at 6:17pm
I think you mean Libel?
Ron Schenone
August 7th, 2009
at 6:39pm
Thanks for the correction. Spell checker didn’t pick it up and that’s my story and I’m not changing my mind. LOL
Ryan Farmer
August 8th, 2009
at 8:38am
Scary Movie 3: “Run!!! My pussy is out of control!!!!”
Had to…
Jeff
August 8th, 2009
at 3:01pm
No ron, it was your cat right? He walked across the keyboard and broke your paragraph. I saw it!
Ron Schenone
August 8th, 2009
at 3:16pm
Thanks for the humor guys.
Ryan Farmer
August 8th, 2009
at 5:42pm
It was my cat!
He went across state lines and committed inter-state trafficking of child porn.
Teh FBIz iz coming! Do not want!
Manan
August 9th, 2009
at 8:28pm
Perhaps the cat is actually a human who was turned into a cat because of the horrible deeds he committed. Of course, in this scenario, it makes sense that the cat downloaded the porn. No need to immediately accuse and profile the poor, perverted-looking, single, old, white guy. Plus, we only got to see his mugshot. I’m sure he looked more respectable in his high school yearbook photo.