I so agree with you. Funny I should read your piece through a link in Lockergnome today as last night, after 2 AM, I was trying to find a single line of PostNuke code that I wanted to change. For some weird reason I read the error.php and I laughed myself silly. I am not faking this … it’s really there. Check it yourself!

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define(’_ERROR404_HEAD’, ‘The page you requested cannot be found.The page you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable.’);
define(’_ERROR404_TRY’, ‘Please try the following:’);
define(’_ERROR404_TRY1′,’If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly.’);
define(’_ERROR404_TRY2′,’Open the home page and look for links to the information you want.’);
define(’_ERROR404_TRY3′,’Use the navigation bar to find the link you are looking for.’);
define(’_ERROR404_TRY4′,’Click the Back button to try another link.’);
define(’_ERROR404_TRY5′,’Enter a term in the search form to look for information.’);
define(’_ERROR404_MAILSUBJECT’, ‘404 error report’);
define(’_ERROR404_MAILED’,'The details of this error have automatically been mailed to the webmaster.’);
define(’_ERROR404_FUNTEXT’,'The requested document is not on this server.
I even tried matching your request
with all the re-mapped pages I know about.
but nothing helped.
I\’m really depressed about this.
You see, I\’m a really good web server…
but here I am, brain the size of the universe,
trying to serve you a simple web page,
and it doesn\’t even exist!
Where does that leave me?!
I mean, I don\’t even know you.
How should I know what you wanted from me?
You honestly think I can *guess*,
what someone I don\’t even *know*,
wants to find here?
*sigh*
Man, I\’m so depressed I could just cry.
And then where would we be, I ask you?
It\’s not pretty when a web server cries.
And where do you get off telling me what to show anyway?
Just because I\’m a web server,
and possibly a manic depressive one at that?
Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do?
Huh?
I\’m so depressed…
I think I\’ll crawl off into the trash can and decompose.
I mean, I\’m gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway?
What kind of a life is that?
Two effing weeks,
and then I\’ll be replaced by a .01 release,
that thinks it\’s God\’s gift to web servers,
just because it doesn\’t have some tiddly little
security hole with its HTTP POST implementation,
or something.
I\’m really sorry to burden you with all this,
I mean, it\’s not your job to listen to my problems,
and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages for you.
But I couldn\’t get this one.
I\’m so sorry.
Believe me!
Maybe I could interest you in another page?
There are a lot out there that are pretty neat, they say,
with lots of pretty naked web servers on them,
although none of them were put on *my* server, of course.
Figures, huh?
Everything here is just mind-numbingly stupid.
That makes me depressed too, since I have to serve them,
all day and all night long.
Two weeks of information overload,
and then *pffftt*, consigned to the trash.
What kind of a life is that?
Now, please let me sulk alone.
I\’m so depressed.’);
?>

Disturbed,
Thanks for posting your finding. It is funny.
Regards, Ron