Hound Fried Chicken May Need a Bigger Bucket

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While acting as quite the photogenic spokesperson for the HFC (Hound Fried Chicken) brand, one can’t help but imagine that Sandor Clegane, aka The Hound, would have someone else working the fryer behind the counter. Still, this HFC t-shirt should make you …continue reading

Happy 25th Birthday, Nintendo Game Boy

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As mentioned by Matthew Humphries at geek.com, today is the 25th birthday of the Nintendo Game Boy. If you’re old enough to remember this (forgive the pun) game-changing gadget — and you had some time, as variations of it were …continue reading

The Simpsons Sacrilicious Lunchbox Holds Cravings Sacred

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What happens when an unstoppable appetite meets an immovable appetizer? Homer Simpson, the gluttonous but lovable patriarch of The Simpsons, could probably tell you. In spite of mistaking a waffle stuck to the ceiling as a loving deity, he paused for barely a second before …continue reading

Surface 64 GB with Black Touch Cover – 28% Off

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Directly from Microsoft, you can get the Surface 64 GB with black touch cover for 28% off right now! Translation: It was $499, and now it’s $359 — you save $140!

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Minecraft Creeper Wallet is Leatherface for a New Generation

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When I was a kid, there was no movie villain more terrifying than Leatherface from 1974′s The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. But times change and new generations have their own version of the boogeyman (or, as Elaine Benes might say, “boogidyman”). One such …continue reading

Minecraft Creeper Box Head Masks You from Culpability

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Got mischief? Trying to get away with something you’re not supposed to be doing can be downright troublesome. The worst thing about it is that those you have wronged will somehow expect you to take responsibility for your actions! That’s why I have a …continue reading

Keep Your Enemy Closer with the Minecraft Creeper Plush

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While attributed variously (and, perhaps, erroneously) to wise strategists like Sun Tzu, Niccolo Machiavelli, and Michael Corleone, the notion to “keep your friends close, but your enemies closer” probably predates language, altogether. It’s likely been a part of our DNA since we were hunting and …continue reading

Creeper Week Day 1: Eye of the Creeper

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Creepers in the world of Minecraft can frustrate your simplest of goals (just like creepers in the real world) — whether you’re just trying to get from point A to point B or you simply want to be left aloneĀ — and …continue reading

Tell the World How You Really Feel with a Pair of Like and Dislike Stamps

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I like your shoes! I dislike your parasol. I like your freshwater coho salmon appetizer! I dislike your droll selection of ’70s soft rock. I like the cut of your jib! I dislike the scowl you’re aiming in my direction for stamping a “dislike” on …continue reading

USB Mini Fans Keep Things a Little Bit Cooler

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First, it was a little bit cold. Then winter turned really serious and it got a lot bit cold. But soon it’ll be a little bit warm again and, before you know it, it’ll be a lot bit hot. I propose having a couple of …continue reading