MacBook Snow White Decal Relives a Landmark Disney Moment

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Hey, lady! Stop! Don’t eat that apple! It’s…

Poisoned.

Now you can relive the awkward moment when Walt Disney’s Snow White took that fateful, gullible bite of the poisoned apple by slapping this MacBook Snow White Decal on your trusty computing sidekick. …continue reading

Drowning Simulator Makes Dorky Life Jackets Fashionable

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The next time some cool kid tries to call you a geek, dork, dweeb, nerd — or something actually hurtful — for wearing a life jacket and looking silly when you’re out on a boat, you should make ‘em see how long they can survive …continue reading

The Only Good Jar Jar Binks is a Jar Jar Binks in Carbonite

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It’s not nice to wish ill upon others, and the more specific your ill will is wished, the harder it is to not feel guilty if such a thing actually transpires to befall the target of your ire. So when you, in a fit of …continue reading

Minecraft Creeper Anatomy 101 Lesson

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They say that beauty is only skin deep, and it’s what’s on the inside that counts. But what if you’re dealing with something that’s so thoroughly repugnant that it’s ugly on the inside and out? Yeah, you know who I’m talking about. This …continue reading

Don’t Fear the Creeper Pillow (Cuddle with It, Instead)

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Come on baby… don’t fear the creeper. See how cute and soft and cuddly he is? Or she? Have we figured out if these things even identify with the concept of genders? I guess we don’t tend to get close enough to check under the …continue reading

Minecraft Creeper Hoodie Makes Explosive First Impression

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Having a Minecraft Creeper Hoodie on hand can be more useful than just keeping you warm on chilly autumn nights. Let’s examine the possibilities.

Creepers are quite possibly the scariest mob you can stumble across in Minecraft. Don’t get me wrong: those …continue reading

Creeper Week Day 3: Wrecking Mob – Minecraft Miley Cyrus Parody

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As a wise buckaroo once said, “No matter where you go, there you are.” Unfortunately, wherever you are, there’s a good chance that creepers aren’t far behind. Rather than lamenting this sad fact, it might just be best to always expect the unexpected.

In Wrecking …continue reading

Doctor Who Villain Street Fighter Pits Baddie Vs. Baddie

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Okay, so maybe you don’t want to play Doctor vs. Doctor. That’s fine. Perhaps you’d prefer to pit Dalek against Cyberman? Weeping Angel against Adipose? Sontaran against The Master? With the Doctor Who Villain Street Fighter t-shirt, you can make …continue reading

It’s Time Lord Vs. Time Lord in Doctor Who Street Fighter

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All right, so it’s only a t-shirt, but wouldn’t this be one of the best games, ever? This Doctor Who Street Fighter selection screen makes us consider the perpetual battle we all face with ourselves. If you had to pick a single …continue reading

Konitz Classic Chalk Talk Mugs Let You Scribble Without Remorse

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Got something on your mind in the morning? Feel like playing a little tic tac toe? Sudoku soothe you? Maybe you just want to doodle while you’re waiting for your caffeine to kick in after a few sips of coffee. With this set of four …continue reading